Pollen.

I've never been allergic to trees. All my life I've only been allergic to grass pollen, ragweed pollen, and corn dust (most of the time.)

Just recently I've developed an allergy to tree pollen. And it's probably most from maple trees. I don't like it. I can't breathe, can't taste any food, and my throat hurts. And I sound funny when I talk.

Poo. :(

I need drugs.